Several men were dressing in the locker room of an exclusive health club. A cell phone sitting on one of the benches began to ring.
A man picked it up and the following conversation ensued: "Hello?"
"Honey, it's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat . . . It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much . . ."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2004 at a really good price . . ."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $70,000 . . ."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great!, before we hang up, something else . . ."
"What?"
"It might look like a lot,…