Do you know how many T.V. evangelists it takes to change a light bulb? “One, but for the message to continue, send in your donation today." How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb? “What? Change a light bulb? My grandmother donated that light bulb." How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? “At least 109, one to change the bulb, 100 to serve on various committees to decide what company should supply the bulb, and 8 to decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken." How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? “What's a light bulb?" How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb? “The Council of Bishops released this statement: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if, in you…