Characters:
Makeup artist
Personal assistant
Producer
Ivana Heart, host of cooking show
Announcer (voice only)

Setting:   Television sound stage for taping of cooking show.   

Props:
Large, colorful sign that reads “Cooking Up Some Trouble”
Table with bowls, measuring cups, mixing spoons, other cooking paraphernalia
Clipboard for producer
Makeup paraphernalia for makeup artist
Cup of coffee for personal assistant
Spiritual dryness–measuring cup full of dirt
Judgmental spirit–lemon, halved
Selfishness and pride–squeeze bottles of mustard and ketchup
Hypocrisy and hardheartedness–salt and pepper

(Scene opens with makeup artist putting finishing touches on host’s face, producer scurrying around set yelling at people, personal assistant rushes over and gives cup of coffee to host.)

Ivana…