Do you remember a unique cultural phenomenon from years ago called "elephant jokes"? These were jokes that were totally nonsensical. They were funny because they were absurd. For example, here is an elephant joke:

An elephant was thoroughly enjoying himself as he splashed about in the river. A mouse was perched on the sandy shore. It was obvious that he was disturbed about something.

The mouse yelled at the elephant, "Come out of the water at once." The

elephant laughed and said, "Why should I come out?"

The mouse was not about to be humiliated by this mountain of flesh. He kept yelling and yelling.

The elephant realized that if he wanted any peace and quiet he had better come out of the water. Slowly the elephant lumbered out of the water and stood towering over the mouse.

"Now, why…