I am indebted to my son-in-law, the Rev. Frank Lyman, pastor of Lake Harbor United Methodist Church in Muskegon for my opening story.  It seems that there was an unusual story on radio station WGN awhile back.  A fellow sat down and ate 874 Walleye minnows at one sitting.  That’s a lot of Walleye minnows!  Why did he do such a strange thing?  Because earlier in his life he had sat down and eaten 862 Walleye minnows and his accomplishment was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records.  So he set out to break his own world record - and he did!  But he was disappointed when he sent in his new world record to the Guinness people.  They told him that his new record would not be listed in the upcoming editions of the Guinness Book of World Records, nor will his old one.  It seems that they ha…