Who doesn’t love the “Indiana Jones” series of movies? Harrison Ford was in an airplane crash last week, and it was the head-liner for all the prime time media. Ford is a good actor and seems to be a decent guy. But mostly he and his “Indiana Jones” screen persona seem to hit the “hero” jackpot. Ford’s crash landing, and his amazing survival, made for media gold.

Ford made an emergency landing of his vintage airplane on a golf course, managing not to hurt anyone else or damage any homes or property. And he survived. Hero stuff all over again.

Every one who knows anything about “Indiana Jones” knows that he hates snakes. He is a strong, tough guy until he meets a slithery thing. Then he dissolves into a quivering mass of spinelessness. Now, there ARE people who do like snakes, who keep th…