I heard a story recently about a little boy who went to a grocery store and asked the clerk for a box of Tide detergent. The clerk said, "Son, what do you need detergent for?" The little boy said, "I want to wash my dog." The clerk said, "Ell, son, that Tide detergent is pretty strong for washing a little dog." The little boy said, "That's what I want." The cler…