Object: Sugar and sugar substitute; lemon and a lemon substitute.

Good morning, boys and girls. How many of you have ever watched a movie about some exciting place and wished that you could visit there some day? A movie is a good thing, but it could never be as good as being there yourself. Movies are substitutes for adventure and they do a good job, but the adventure itself is the thing that everyone likes the best.

Here is another substitute. [Hold up the sugar substitute.] If you are trying to diet and you are not allowed to eat sugar, then you can put some of this substitute on your grapefruit, or in your coffee, or whatever you usually use sugar on, and you will not gain an ounce. I have another substitute, only this one is for lemons. If you do not like to squeeze lemons until your…