A man was traveling from Indianapolis, Indiana to Chicago, Illinois. He didn't realize that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago is on Central Standard Time. He inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago.

“The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a ticket agent said, “and arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m."

“Would you repeat that, please?" the startled traveler asked.

“The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," the ticket agent repeated, “and arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m. Do you want a reservation?"

“No," said the man, “But I think I'll hang around and watch that thing take off."

Dr. Chris Thurman and his wife Holly took a trip to Jamaica prior to the birth of their third child. (It was one of those “we'd better go have some fun now while we still can" kind o…