I heard an amusing story recently about a Southern Baptist pastor who answered his telephone one day and heard a man's voice. "Please send six cases of whiskey to my house," said the voice. "We're having a party." To say the least, the pastor was surprised. Southern Baptist pastors are not in the habit of delivering cases of whiskey to people's homes. Even more surprising, he recognized the voice as being that of one of his deacons. Evidently the deacon had been calling a liquor store and dialed his pastor's home by mistake. 

"Brother Jones," the pastor said to the man on the other end of the line, "This is your pastor." 

It got real quiet on the other end of the line, "Well, pastor," asked the deacon. "What are you doing at the liquor store?" 

Pastors get surprises sometimes. Some are …