A mother had been teaching her three-year-old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, the little girl would repeat the lines from the prayer after her mother.

Finally, the little girl decided to go solo. Her Mom listened with pride as the child carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer: “Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver us some E-mail.”

Well, she nearly got it right. It reminds me of another child, a boy, who was also into computers. His Sunday School class was discussing prayer. The children all knew that the way to end a prayer was with “amen.”

“Does anyone know what ‘amen’ means?” the teacher asked.

There was a long silence. Then this little fellow piped up and said, “Well, I think it means, “Send.”

Of course, not ev…