The Pew Potato's Prayer
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by Joan Stock

Dear Lord, please leave me alone. Just let me sit here in my pew on Sunday, and Lord guard my seat, the last seat here in the back row. Please don't let anyone else try to sit here Lord... You know that's my seat and dear Lord please get me home quickly after the service on Sunday, before these church people try to recruit me to actually do something that I don't want to do. Lord make them understand that I'm happy and content just to show up on Sunday. Heavenly Father, thank you for hearing my prayer but I've got to Go! Kickoff is only a minute away!! You understand Lord.

Oh, and thanks God for putting some great games on this week and thank you for all sports cable channel. See you next Sunday Lord. Amen.

The Investment of a Lifetime, by Joan Stock