Characters:
Therapist
Receptionist
Creme Wafer (have the character wear a large sign that reads “Creme Wafer” with a picture of a Creme Wafer on it)
Doughnut (have the character wear a large sign that reads “Doughnut” with a picture of a doughnut on it)

Setting: A therapist’s office.  Have a couch for the therapy client and a desk for the therapist.  On the therapist’s desk is telephone and a large sign that reads “Cookie Therapist.”   Nearby have a small desk with telephone for the receptionist.

(Scene opens with the Therapist and Creme Wafer sitting in the therapy office talking.) 

Creme Wafer: (ditzy) “So then I saw this bright light, and I thought ‘This is it!  The aliens have come to take me away!’ But it turned out to be the refrigerator light again.”

Therapist: (cautious) “Again…