A little girl lost her front teeth and it caused her to talk with a lisp. One day her grandmother was reading to her from the King James Version of the Bible. She read such words as ‘sayeth’ and ‘hath’ and ‘doth’ and so on.
After a while, the little girl exclaimed, “So God had his teeth out, too!”
I always wondered why the King James Version read like that . . .
A family moved from a little apartment to a big house in the country. A friend asked the eight‑year‑old‑son, “How do you like your new house?”
He said, “We love it. I have my own room. My brother has his own room. My sisters have their own rooms. But poor Mom, she’s still in with Dad.”
Poor Mom, indeed . . .
Four‑year‑old Andrew spilled something on the carpet. His mother responded with a screaming tirade.
Andrew looked …