The world is divided into two kinds of people. Those who like cruises and those who don’t. Or to be more precise: those who think a cruise is a foretaste of heaven, and those who think a cruise is the aftertaste of hell.

The world is divided into two kinds of people. Those that suck the life out of every day, and those that let every day suck the life out of them.

The world is divided into two kinds of people. Those who walk into a room and say, "There you are!" and those who say, "Here I am!" (Thanks! Abigail Van Buren)

The world is divided into two kinds of people. Those with the courage that hangs on, and those with the courage that lets go.

The world is divided into two kinds of people. Pitchers and catchers . . . .

The world is divided into two kinds of people. Those who finish w…