A certain widow expected to inherit all her late husband's wealth. Instead, she learned from the lawyer that her husband had left her $5. Everything else went to his secretary. Naturally the widow was furious. She drove to the tombstone establishment and ordered that the inscription on her husband's monument be changed.

"I'm sorry," said the man doing the chiseling, "you told me to inscribe ‘Rest in Peace' on the stone and that is done; I can't change it now. You'll have to buy a new stone."

The widow thought for a moment then said, "No, no new stone. Just add something after ‘Rest in Peace.' Chisel in ‘Till We Meet Again.' "

Another story. Mr. Smith had died. The funeral was over, and after a few weeks, the family had gathered in the attorney's office for the reading of the will. The l…