The Reverend Clyde Lott is a national champion cattle judge and livestock showman. He's also a preacher recognized by the National Pentecostal Assemblies of Jesus Christ. Reverend Lott is uniquely qualified, therefore, to breed "the heifer that will change the world," the heifer that will fulfill God's apocalyptic promise of purity for his people.

We're talking holy cow, here.

Reverend Lott is anxiously waiting for the rapture of the church, because he doesn't want to be left behind. He believes the tribulation is going to get ugly. After Reverend Lott is safely raptured up to heaven, he believes the antichrist will show up and set up shop in the newly built third temple in Jerusalem and will begin persuading the world to worship him as the Messiah. (Personally, I don't think the antichr…