A man laid his purchases on the check-out counter. Among those purchases was a large birthday card. On it was printed, “To my wonderful wife.”
The clerk said, “You’ve chosen our biggest and prettiest card.”
The man nodded sadly and replied, “Yep, but one day late.”
Oops, somebody’s in trouble. But every married person knows that a good marriage takes work.
“Marriages don’t last,” comedian Rita Rudner once said. “When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” That’s cynical, but it’s what’s happening in our society today.
Kirsten, age 10, was asked, “How does a person decide who to marry?”
She responded like this, “No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way be…