It had to be the most bizarre nativity anyone had ever seen. For a stable he had opened an old Dukes of Hazard lunch box. Half walls were built out of Legos. There was even an arched doorway. The thermos was sitting next the open lunch box like the turret of a castle. And on top of the thermos was none other than Darth Vader, arms spread out as the Angel of the Lord.

Along one side, behind the fence from his farm set, all neatly spaced and set in as reverent an attitude as he could were Frankenstein, the Wolfman and the Mummy as the Wisemen from the East. Each with a small gift box in front of them.

On the other side, behind a Lego fence with a gate, surrounded by several Furbies, beanie babies, care bear figurines and assorted other stuffed animals as the sheep and livestock were a Wook…