Props: shirt with pattern only in the front and shirt with pattern all around it

Ever see those shirts where the pattern is only on one side? In case not, I have one here to show you today.

You see this? I get so frustrated when I see these shirts. They offend my OCD sense of decorum because you turn, and the pattern just stops. It’s like, you can only turn one way in speaking to people, cause otherwise, it looks like the rest of you is invisible. The exciting part is turned toward the front. But turn around, and the rest is just plain, bland, one-color. How disappointing!

Maybe this is how God feels sometimes when we come to church and show our faces, praise Jesus with arms uplifted, and then go home and put God in the closet until the next Sunday comes around.

Of course, I’m not ta…