Emailsanta.com receives more than a million emails every year, and each one gets a response. Here are some samples of the emails they receive:

Dear Santa, I’m sorry, but I don’t have a chimney . . . I’ll leave the cat flap unlocked for you, but please watch out for the litter box! Jon, (aged) 4

Dear Santa, Do you have elves that help or elves that sit on the sofa all day long? Jenny, 8

Dear Santa, Mommy & Daddy says I have not been very good these past few days. How bad can I be before I lose my presents? Christian, 7 (Many adult Christians ask that question, don’t they?)

Dear Santa, Did you really run over my grandma? MacKenzie, 11

Dear Santa, I’m sorry for putting all that Ex-lax in your milk last year, but I wasn’t sure if you were real. My dad was really mad. Bri, 7

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