Object: a scarecrow (can make your own out of two broomsticks, an old shirt, and a big hat)

Good morning, boys and girls. Does anybody know what this strange-looking thing is? It's a scarecrow. What are scarecrows used for? That's right. People put scarecrows in their vegetable garden. Why? Because crows and other birds sometimes get in a garden and eat up all the vegetables. If you don't want the crows and other birds to eat up all your vegetables, you put up a scarecrow to scare them away. The scarecrow scares th…