Characters
Harry Christian
Margaret Christian (Harry's wife)
Fed-Up Express Man
Accompanist (nonspeaking)

Props
Stuffed chair
Newspaper
Table
Lamp
Bible
Dressing mirror
Large box (containing the following items)
Silver shirt
Silver gloves
Silver sunglasses
Silver light saber
Silver-wrapped instruction book
Small box (containing the following item)
Huge, foil-covered binoculars

(Harry Christian is pacing. Margaret Christian is seated on the pulpit side of the sanctuary in a stuffed chair reading the newspaper. Next to the chair is a table upon which is a lighted lamp. There is a Bible on the table next to the lamp. There is a dressing mirror hanging or standing somewhere opposite the chair and table.)

Fed-Up Express Man: (pounds on door three times, tosses an enormous box toward Harry) F…