Pastor Phil was sitting quietly in his office going over some last minute notes on his Sunday sermon when his wife, Connie, appeared in the doorway and stated, "We have to talk!" Phil, knowing his wife was usually a very calm person, sensed that something disturbing had happened, and so asked his wife to come in and close the door. Connie, looking deeply concerned, came into the office, closed the door and sat down. "We have a problem," she sighed, and then handed a crumpled up piece of note paper across the desk to her husband.

"What's this?" he asked, accepting the paper.

"Just read it," she replied. Phil unfolded the note and read in big letters, "1-900-FOR-BABE." "That," said Connie, "was in Eli's pocket."

Phil read the note again and tried to reason it out. Why would their youngest…