Object: A policeman's ticket for speeding.

Good morning, boys and girls. Do you know what today is? (Let them answer.) That's right, it is Sunday, but did you all know that you have big green spots on your faces? (Let them answer.) Did you also know that school has been cancelled for the rest of the year and that all of you must find a job tomorrow? (Let them answer.) Now do you know what day it is? That's right, April Fool's Day. Did you play any tricks on your mom or dad? April Fool's Day is a lot of fun. You have to think all day long so that you will not be tricked by someone.

I have something with me this morning that is not a trick. (Hold up the speeding ticke…