Gems taken from examination papers written by students:

• Strategy is when you don't let the enemy know that you are out of ammunition, but keep on firing.
• A virgin forest is a forest in which the hand of man has never set foot.
• A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water, then forcing it through an aviator.
• An active verb shows action; a passive verb shows passion.
• A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
• Water is composed of two gins. Oxygen and Hydrogen. Oxygen is pure gin. Hydrogen is gin and water.
• A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
• The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on top and you sit on the bottom.
• One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
• A scout obeys all …