Churches are funny places. You know that by now. I always love a good story about funny things that happen in church. Some of them you couldn’t make up.

I read recently about a “Women’s League” in a certain church that wanted to announce a new project for the church. The president announced the project on a Sunday morning to the congregation. After a brief description, she asked all of the ladies of the league to “march up to the front of the sanctuary”--a group of women mostly 55 years of age and older.

The pianist for the church took it upon himself to give the ladies a marching tune to encourage them as they came down the aisle. He started playing a children’s chorus, titled, “The Lord’s Army.” If you’re not familiar with the words to “The Lord’s Army,” they go like this: “I may never…