Do you ever feel religion is complicated beyond belief? A very pious chap was once explaining to a friend the difference between his denomination and another with which his had been at swordpoints for centuries. "One group believes you are baptized into Christ, and the other believes you are baptized in Christ," he said. "There have been strife, arguments and battles over the issue for as long as anyone can remember. I would bet my soul that my church is correct, and the other one is wrong! It is a matter of faith!"

Whereupon his friend inquired, "Which does your group believe, that we are baptized into Christ or in Christ?" "For the life of me I can never remember," came the reply.

A modern theologian was once asked what he thought of the doctrine of the trinity. "As little as possible," he…