Object: Wristwatch; Card stock printed with scripture reference and verse

Good morning! (Hold up card stock printed with scripture reference and verse.) This morning, I read a verse in the Bible that says, “Ask, and it will be given you; search, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened for you.” And I was so excited! If I ask for something, I’ll receive it ... so do you know what I did? I prayed and asked God to send someone at (insert time here ... 1 or 2 minutes from the current actual time) to walk through that door and give me one million dollars. (Insert time.) That should be right about now. (Look at watch. Point to door. Stand and wait.) Right about now. (Look at watch. Point to door. Stand and wait.) Maybe my watch is a little fast. Let’s wait another minute. (Point t…