(Mother's Day) Have you ever noticed that, across time and space, mothers everywhere share certain similarities? Someone compiled a list of possible sayings of Biblical mothers. See if any of these sound familiar:

DAVID! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!

ABRAHAM! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!

SHADRACH, MESHACH AND ABEDNEGO! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like a furnace!

CAIN! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!

NOAH! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!

GIDEON! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes!

JUDAS! Have you been in my purse again? (1)

Some of you had Moms like that, didn't…