Great signs on businesses and organizations. First the businesses:

• Sign in the window of a New York City shop: Errant girl wanted.
• This sign is from a fun-loving travel agency: Go away, please.
• Bargain on a restaurant coupon: Buy one hot dog for the price of two and receive a second hot dog absolutely free.
• In a gift shop: Meek, timid salesperson on duty. Come in and browse around.
• Over a wig shop: Never Say Dye.
• In an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
• In a bank window: Up a tree? Try our branch.
• In a clothing store: Our prices are trivial per suit.
• On a second hand store: These books were owned by a little old lady who never read faster than 50 words a minute.
• In a bakery…