I don't think there is anyone alive who likes job performance reviews except maybe the HR people. Even if you are doing a great job, review and evaluation are stressful. A few years ago Preaching Magazine ran a list of some quotes from actual Job Performance Reviews. I thought I'd share a few:
"I wouldn't allow this employee to reproduce, he must have gotten into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking."
"This associate is really not so much of a has-been but a won't be."
"Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
"Sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them."
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
"Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the traiā¦