A new doctor--a young woman--came to a small town. Only one member of the community wasn't impressed with her. Old Jim Jones was the town grouch, and he was determined to show everyone that the new doctor wasn't all that great. So, he made an appointment with her.

"Doctor," he said, "I have lost my sense of taste."

The female doctor said, "What you need is my special concoction, #3."

She brought out this concoction and gave a dose to Jim Jones to taste. After tasting it he immediately spit it out, "That's gross!" he yelled, loud enough for everyone in the waiting room to hear him. "I just restored your sense of taste Mr. Jones," said the doctor. Mr. Jones was not happy at all with being outfoxed this way--particularly by a young woman. Some time later, he went back to this doctor with a…