There's an old story about two crows sitting on the handles of an old plow, on the edge of the field next to a country road. An old pick up comes bouncing down the road. The pick is just coming back from town and the bed of the truck is filled with a months worth of groceries. As it gets alongside the two crows sitting on the handles of the plow, something bounces out of the back of the truck.

Crows being crows, the both fly down to see what it is. After some discussion and some tasting they decide that it's edible. One of the crows even recognizes it. It's one of those long tubes of unsliced bologna. They both go at it. They eat about half of that tube of bologna and first crow gets full. He flies back to the plow handle to sun himself and clean up after eating.

The second crow grabs th…