How many of you like Chinese Food? I love Hot and Sour soup and generally judge a restaurant by the quality of their soup. That's not always the case because I like nearly anything with seafood in it, so if they've got a lot of seafood dishes and their soup not the best, I'll still go back.

One of the best parts of the Chinese Restaurant is getting the Fortune Cookie at the end. Some of the fortunes are funny; some are just pithy sayings and others don't make any sense at all. Here's a few that I've gathered:

"If you bite the hand that feeds you, it won't taste as good as the food you were fed "
"Keep in mind that regulations are like catsup - you either get none or a lot more than you want."
"Act accordingly."
"A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains!"
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