I heard about a man that went to see his doctor because he was feeling absolutely terrible. The doctor gave him a careful examination, left the room to look at some tests, came back in with a very somber expression on his face and said: “Sir I don’t know how to break this news to you, but you have rabies and you’re going to die very soon.”

The man very calmly got out a piece of paper and began furiously writing. The doctor said: “What are you doing, making out your last will?”

He said, “No, I’m making out a list of people that I am going to bite.”