A doctor and his nurse responded to the anguished plea of a farmer, who was calling the doctor to attend to his wife who was desperately ill. The doctor with his ever-present black bag along with his nurse, were ushered upstairs to the bedroom where the woman was. The farmer stayed with his family in the parlor downstairs. After a few minutes, the doctor came down the stairs with a kind of troubled look on his face and asked for a screwdriver. After some time had passed, the nurse came down the stairway and asked nervously for a can opener. Some more time passed and the doctor came down the stairs, obviously troubled and asked for a hammer and a chisel. Well the farmer couldn’t take it any longer, he said, ‘Doc, tell me what’s wrong with my wife, Bessie.’ The doctor responded curtly, ‘don’…