Punorama 

1. I changed my iPhone name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
2. When chemists die, they barium.
3. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
4. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
5. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But says he can stop any time.
6. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
7. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
8. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
9. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
10. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
11. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
12. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
13. Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no …