A grab bag of Punny Headlines: 

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• Former Man Dies In California
• Woman Is Shot And The Bullet Is In Her Yet
• Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
• Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award
• Church Folks Confident Of Beating Hell
• No Squeeze Expected In Corset Industry
• Father Of Ten Shot; Mistaken For Rabbit
• Former Girl Wins Top Honors In Dog Show
• Girl Becomes Methodist After Delicate Operation
• University's Food Service Feeds Thousands, Grosses Millions
• Utah Girl Does Well In Dog Shows
• Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
• Ike Says Nixon Can't Stand Pat
• Two Convi…