I’ve had this little joke for a long time but hesitated to share it since it’s a little off color, but decided today I’d give it a try!! It’s a story about a little boy who was pulling a wagon down the sidewalk when one of the wheels came off.
It happened out in front of the minister’s house and the minister was sitting on the front porch. As the wheel came off the wagon and started rolling down the hill, the little boy said, “I’ll be damned.” And he started chasing after the wheel. When he got back and was putting the wheel on the wagon, the minister spoke up - “Sonny boy, you ought to know better than to use a word like that,” he said, “you need to clean up your language.” The little boy was embarrassed.
But would you believe it the same thing happened the very next day in the very sam…