Object: A microphone

Good morning, boys and girls. Suppose I came out here each Sunday morning and pretended I was a radio announcer. (Using microphone as an announcer) "Ladies and gentlemen. I want to welcome to you this morning's worship service here at the ___________ Church. We have a realllllly big service lined up for you today. We have our fabulous choir singing______________. We also have with us...(Here you might mention in a humorous way some of the "performers"--e.g. the organist, ushers, etc.--in the service)."

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