Object: A cheerleader's megaphone or some piece of equipment that will amplify the speaking voice.

[Begin by using the megaphone.] GOOD MORNING, BOYS AND GIRLS. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? CAN YOU HEAR ME? OF COURSE YOU CAN! ISN'T THIS EXCITING? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE USE ONE OF THESE? YOU HAVE? WHERE? AT A FOOTBALL GAME? [Still using the megaphone, give a cheer or the start of one.] FIGHT, TEAM, FIGHT! WE ALL GET INTO THE FUN THIS WAY, DON'T WE?

Now I think that worship is exciting, too. Worship does not always have to be so quiet. A long time ago when a man was cured by…