Object: Suspenders and a belt.
Good morning, boys and girls. How many of you like to play it safe? Do you know what I mean by that statement? Let me show you what I mean. I know people who are so afraid that something will happen to them that they worry themselves to death. Take a man I know. He is afraid that he will lose his pants, so he does something about this problem. Most men wear a belt with their pants. He does that. He wears a big leather belt with a big buckle. That should keep anyone’s pants from falling down. But that isn’t enough for him. Do you know what else he wears? That’s right, you guessed it. He wears suspenders. Bright red suspenders with gold clasps. He isn’t taking any chances. A big belt and red suspenders…
CSS Publishing Co., Inc., God's In The Huddle, by Wesley T. Runk