Bishop Ernest Fitzgerald tells about a slightly crooked Texan who was a big racer of horses. He took one of his prize thoroughbreds to London for an international race. The Texan was back in the stable area prior to the race feeding his horse some suspicious-looking little white pills. The Duke of Marlborough who also had a horse in the race, happened to see what the Texan was doing. "My good man," he said, "Don't you know that that is illegal. You cannot give a horse any performance-enhancing drugs. I will have to report you." The Texan said, "wait a minute, Duke. These are nothing but little sugar pills." with that, the Texan popped one into his mouth and began chewing it. He handed one to the Duke who chewed it and said, "Yes, it does taste like sugar. I'm afraid I falsely accused you, …