"Mother, where did I get my name?" said Ralph.

"Why daddy and I gave it to you. We just liked the name. Why do you ask?"

"Well, Mary said she was named after the mother of Jesus. And John said he was named after one of the desciples and David said he was named after a great Bible hero. Who was I named after?"

"Well, no one in particular, but people will learn to think well of you and of…