Have you ever noticed how some people are lazy? Oops ” how many people have work-avoidance syndrome? I heard about two men who were talking about going to Australia. One of them said, "Did you hear? The news says there's a diamond mine in the Outback where diamonds lay all over the ground. All you have to do is bend down and pick them up." The other guy looked offended and said, "You have to BEND DOWN?"

There was a PEANUTS cartoon several years ago. Linus is addressing Snoopy who is asleep on the roof of his doghouse: "I quote from the twentieth chapter and thirteenth verse of the book of Proverbs," Linus says. "Love not sleep lest thou come to poverty." Snoopy flips over onto his stomach with his ears raised high. He then sits up and ponders what Linus said. As he resumes his original po…