There was a British woman, Marion Webster of Solihull, England, who woke up one morning and found her beautiful garden absolutely decimated. Someone or something had torn it to shreds.

The first thing Marion did after finding her garden in such a condition was to march over to her neighbor’s flower bed and pull out all the pansies and roses and anything remotely resembling a beautiful plant. Her neighbor’s garden now looked as bad as hers. Why did she do such a horrible thing? You won’t believe it.

Marion was reportedly convinced that her neighbor had grown so jealous of Marion’s beautiful garden that she’d trained a squirrel to destroy it. And that was Marion’s immediate reaction: If Marion couldn’t have a beautiful garden, her neighbor couldn’t have one either. (1) Isn’t that both hila…