Anyone here have redeye problems?

If you have allergies, or if you like "weepies" (movies that make you cry), or if you cry easily, you have redeye problems.

If you like a shot of espresso in your morning coffee, you order a redeye If you like two shots of espresso in your morning coffee (like I do), you order a black-eye. Anything more than two shots is a zombie, which is when you REALLY have a redeye problem.

If you need to get from the West Coast to the East Coast in a hurry, you have the bleary-eyed pleasure of taking a redeye. You also know that the longest hours of your redeye flight are those spent waiting around for the flight to leave in the all-but-deserted airport.

You don't dare fall asleep, for fear of missing your departure or having someone liberate your personal belongings. …