A Skit Based on Abbot and Costello’s “Who’s On First”

P1: So, when you come to church, there’s a couple things you need to know.

P2: Like what?

P1: Well, you need to know the key players, the key figures, you know, the ones who are worthy of honor and praise.

P2: Honor and Praise, huh? Well, who are they?

P1: Okay, now listen closely. There is one God.

P2: One God. That seems easy enough. What do you call this God?

P1: We call this God, God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit.

P2: Now wait just a minute. You told me there is one God, right?

P1: That’s right.

P2: And this God has three names?

P1: That’s right!

P2: So which is it?

P1: So which is what?

P2: Which name do you use?

P1: The name I gave you.

P2: But you gave me three names!

P1: That’s right!

P2: What…