Obsolete Silly Laws
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by Staff

Silly old laws exist on the books of towns all over the United States. Here are some of the silliest. 

  • In Lexington, Ky., there is an ordinance forbidding anyone to carry an ice-cream cone in his pocket.
  • In Waterloo, Nebr., barbers are forbidden to eat onions between seven a.m. and seven p.m.
  • In the Commonwealth of Massachusetts it is against the law to eat peanuts in church or to use tomatoes in making clam chowder.
  • In Kansas an old law states that you cannot eat snakes on Sunday or rattlesnake meat in public.
  • In Los Angeles you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
  • In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
  • In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
  • In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.
  • In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
  • In Baltimore, it's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
  • In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
  • In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).
  • In New Jersey a person can be arrested for slurping soup in a public restaurant.
  • A citizen may not carry a lunch pail on the public streets in Riverside, Calif.
  • In Oklahoma you cannot take a bite of another person's hamburger.
  • In Green, N.Y., you cannot eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks while a concert is on.
  • In Houston, Tex., the law stipulates that you cannot buy rye bread, goose liver or Limburger cheese on Sunday, and if you do, you can not take it out.
  • A Lynn, Mass., ordinance states babies may not be given coffee to drink.
  • In Winona Lake, Ind., it is illegal to eat ice cream at a counter on Sunday.
  • It is against the law for Nebraska tavern owners to sell beer unless they have a kettle of soup brewing.
  • According to an old Detroit law, banana peels are not to be thrown in the streets for fear of injury to horses.
  • In Connecticut pickles which, when dropped 12 inches, collapse in their own juice are illegal. They must remain whole and even bounce.
  • In Corvallis, Oreg., young ladies are not allowed to drink coffee after six o'clock in the evening.
  • In Lehigh Nebr. it is against the law to sell doughnut holes.
  • In Richmond, Va., it is illegal to match coins in public restaurants to see who pays for the coffee.
  • In Baltimore, Md., "Only pure unadulterated, unsophisticated and wholesome milk" may be sold.
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